Magicians, Don Camero has lost his mind

Get ready for Don Camero's Super Mega Sale Bonanza
Total liquidation in all magic and pet supplies
Ducks, bucks, turtles, magic wands, and gorgeous blonde assistants

And that's just the beginning

Snakes, magic hats, puppy sweaters, disappearing ink
All at prices too low to mention
Only at Don Camero's Magic and Pets
That's Don Camero's Magic and Pets
See ya there!