What's my name?
How long have I been here?
Won't you stay?
Why are you acting weird?
Of course she left the picture, just to rub it in.
I can't take this no longer - just put me in the bin.
Bye bye brain.

So long sanity.
Everything went away when she left me.
I can't think since this morning.
My head is acting strange.
It's all one big dull pain: bye bye brain.
Am I dumb?
Or was it all that rum?
My feet are numb!

This isn't any fun!
She's probably somewhere laughing uncontrollably, and sticking little pins into a voodoo doll of me.