Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of celestial flame

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

A wizard did arise (concealed a clone beneath Dundee)
The Prince of Fife must die

He's a sorcerer, nefarious
With eyes that burn like fire
Slaying those who dare oppose
The power of his evil desires, oh, yeah!
He wields the Laserblaster
Dark lord of Dundee
He's a sorcerer, nefarious
And he will bring the kingdom to its knees

Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of celestial flame
Sorcerer, bound to the darkness
Evil lies in his brain
Darklord Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of celestial flame
Wizard King, chaos incarnate
Zargothrax is his name!

Laser goblin!
Power sword!
Ultra warfare!
The dawn of double wizard
Shall reveal his fate

So we must ride far away
To the Fortress of Crail
To revive the frozen wizard
From a tomb of liquid ice

We will fight, to destroy
And to vanquish the name
Of the scion of the kingdom
And unleash the celestial flame

Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of celestial flame
Sorcerer, bound to the darkness
Evil lies in his brain
Darklord Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of celestial flame
Wizard King, chaos incarnate
Zargothrax is his name!

He's a sorcerer, nefarious
With eyes that burn like fire
Slaying those who dare oppose
The power of his evil desires, oh, yeah!
He wields the Laserblaster
Dark lord of Dundee
He's a sorcerer, nefarious
And he will bring the kingdom to its knees

He is the keeper of the Celestial Flame