When i was 17,
There was a girl,
She had massive boobs,
And hair that can curl.

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Her name was jordan,
Jor-dan,
Straight from my heart,
Kinda right from the start.

I have to tell you her real name,
Her real name's katie price,
She was good in bed,
We did it once not twice.

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Her name was jordan,
Jor-dan,
Straight from my heart,
But right from the start,

I've told everyone my story,
On a magazine called heat,
I feel i've made a "stupid mistake",
Talking to them on a seat.

That was my story about jordan,
Jordan and i.