You may say that I'm wicked and I'm strange
That I'm twisted and deranged
But you love me just the same
You know you do

You and me, you’re a pint of purity
You’re the pinnacle of chic
And I'm the master of deceit
But I’ll make do

Someone said that you look like Bernadette
But I’ve never heard of them
So as far as I can tell, it might true
(True, true)

Take my hand, you can be my Bernadette
You’re my silver Chevrolet
On a bridge along the Seine, oh sacré bleu

Do you wish for me to follow?
Say I do
Say I do
Say I do
Do you savor life’s vibrato?
Well, I do
Well, I do
Well, I do

Do you wish for me to follow?
Say I do
Say I do
Say I do
Do you savor life’s vibrato?
Well, I do
Well, I do
Well, I do