Tell me what I've done to make you sad
Forgot about your birthday one more time
Well I am not myself when I am drunk
I can't remember everybody's days, oooh
I was trying real hard you know, oh oooh
But my friends told me to hang around for a while

Tell me what I've done to make you mad
Is it just because I boned your friend
It was not my fault, I was too drunk
She was all over me and I just danced, oooh
I was trying to keep my pants on, oooh
She wasn't willing to let me dance

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