He's not very fast but he's a racing machine
Often comes in last and he's not very clean
Very rarely wins but sometimes gets a place
Not exactly healthy but at least he's in the race
Coming up the inside or bringing up the rear
Always hope it rains 'cause then he's in the clear
We never fix races but I could be wrong
So always put your money on Frenzal Rhomb

Gambling is a curse but it can be fun
Especially when it's Frenzal racing at a hundred to one

Don't break your legs

Go Frenzal Rhomb