Registered mail...special delivery
Oh no
You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy
Oh no
I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch
Oh no
Goddam little communist...
(weep, weep, weep)

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
Phooey!

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
No-oh-woh-oh-woh...

Roller skates 'n disco
It's a lot of fun
I'm too young 'n stupid
To operate a gun

Lacelia jackson! come on down!
I don't wanna get drafted
Nancy butterworth! come on down!
You're the next contestants on
Sooooo what!
I don't wanna get drafted
And, but, also...
I don't wanna get drafted
A new car!
I don't wanna get drafted
But that's not all...

My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted

Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot me in the fox hole...fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole

"leave my nose alone, please..."