Others find their face in harpers & queens
(why can't it happen to me)

And get arrested goin' out & bein' ob-seen
(why can't it happen to me)

Other people bring their drink packages to quench their thirst
(why can't it happen to me)

Pink faces are cute when a few blood vessels burst
(why can't it happen to me)

Other people do drugs, other folks get laid
(why can't it happen to me)

Other people hang around people so that futures are made
(why can't it happen to me)

Everybody else seems to have more fun
(why can't it happen to me)

They just stand and demand and command attention
(why can't it happen to me)

I only try and find production line
(why can't it happen to me)

Why can't it happen?

Now let me get this straight...
Now let me get this straight!