Isn't life a blast
It's just like living in the past
We go downtown to do our shopping
And we work in Suburbia

And I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

What is there to do, she said
He said: Come on baby
And I'll show you a good time
So they went on down
To one of those cheap motels
And they got all gushy and wet

And I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha