I got a 20 sider on call
Dressed up and ready to roll
Get up and choose alignment
Dressed up and ready to roll

Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.
Get some platinum the d.m. will turn the page.

Check out my thief he's got the black shield
Dressed up and ready to roll
Fan out to scope that fortress
Dressed up and ready to roll

Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality

We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of friday night to kill.

Pick up the phone the pizza's still late dressed up and ready to roll
We'll try to hide from cyclops dressed up and ready to roll

That was by far the best time that we ever had.
That was by far the best time that we ever had.

Get to the tavern have a few beers
Dressed up and ready to roll
Pick up and elvin bar whore
Dressed up and ready to roll