Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
It goes ca-ching?gotta have the math club crown me king
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
On my calculator
If you're up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye and blow a kiss
Cause you cant handle this

Chorus:
No, no, no
You can't handle this.

Through my glasses glare
You'll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe i'm the physics main event
Maybe i'm the chem club president
Maybe even texas instruments
Thinks that i'm coplanar
If you've up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye and blow a kiss
Cause you can't handle this

And leonard nemoy
Can't stand up to this
And captain james t. kirk
Bows beneath my fists
And i am awesome
Awesome