(Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC)

They will clean up all your talking
in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle
when you wanna take a piss

And they'll make you call fellatio
A trouser friendly kiss
It's the plain situation
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the freaking FCC

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest
os special interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels
and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain
could tell them "Everybody poops"

Take a trip
take a lesson
You'll never win by messing
with the fellas at the freaking FCC

And if you find yourself
with some young sexy thing
you're gonna have to do her
with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say penis

So they sent this little warning
They're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox
Hoping you can be coerced

I can think quite another place
they should have stuck it first

They might just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the freaking FCC