Every now and then the world is strange

Time to stop and re-evaluate

Broken heart won't equal broken dreams

Mr. Bond, find the real me, please

Critics wonder where the feeling went

E-TV reports "The Passion's Spent!!"

One of the days that never seem to end

And where the fuck is my script again

I am the protagonist

Disarmed the bomb

Fu**ed the femme fatale

I am the protagonist

The credits roll

Discover who we are

Roll the camera hit the winning smile

Take 15 - it's gonna take a while

Smoke machines can make it hard to breathe

Mr. Bond, find the real me, please

Gonna hang inside my trailer more

This is what they made the trailer for

Make-Up let's me be a real man

And where the f**k is my script again