It was a grey and quite a windy saturday morning
Still could feel the beers we had the night before
Left the hotel and then we headed for the parking
Unaware our van wouldn't be there anymore

We played a gig in wild at heart
The morning after was quite bizarre
Some teaser kicked a window in
And now we're stuck, stuck in berlin

We called the cops and reported that our van was missing
What a relief when they said it was standing in their yard
We'll get it back but not until the monday morning
So we spend the day getting pissed in the tiki bar