Dance like nobody's watching you, Randy
And love like you never been hurt
Supersize it when you get hungry, Randy
And eat like it's the last night on earth

Oh
You could be nobody in heaven
Or you could be a star in hell
You could have a billion dollars
And blow it all
Away

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

And Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Oh Randy's got tonight
He's got tonight
He's got tonight

And Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

'Cause we just wanna see the hot, hot side of Randy

Now Randy said
If you live in Japan
You're Japanese
If you live in Canada
You're gonna freeze
If you live in a plastic house
You'll never die in a fire
If you work in television
You're a fucking liar

Don't become unfocused, Randy
And everything'll be ok
That confidence will come in handy
And everyone will be forced to say

That Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

And Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

We just wanna see the hot, hot side of Randy
And

And Randy's got tonight
He's got tonight
He's got tonight

We just wanna see the hot, hot side of Randy
And

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

'Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy