I've got a bone to pick with this world
But I'm not very handsome, I can't find a girl
I asked the aid of the whole universe
I'm not very happy, it could be worse

Somebody help me (yeah-yeah-yeah)
Somebody help me (yeah-yeah-yeah)
Somebody please, somebody please help me

I've been searchin' all over town
Tryin' to find a girl who'd dare to vow
The birds and the bees are helping me around
We're turning this whole town upside down

I've been watching the clock on the wall
I've been waiting for my baby to call
I've been pacin' all the floor
Waiting for my baby to knock on the door