There was beer all over the dance floor
And the band was playin' rhythm and blues
You got down and did the gator
And half an hour later you were barfin' all over your girlfriend's shoes

But the Greeks don't want no freaks
The Greeks don't want no freaks
Just put a little smile on them rosy cheeks
'cause the Greeks don't want no freaks

GATOR!

She was the pride and the passion of Dixie
She did exactly what her daddy had planned
She was a perfect little sister until somebody missed her
And they found her in the bushes with the boys in the band

But the Greeks don't want no freaks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
So put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks
'cause the Greeks don't want no freaks

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
Said, the Greeks don't want no freaks
Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks
'cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks