I got a girl named bonie moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
When she rock and rolls with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, just skin and bones
I love her, she loves me
Oh, how happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree

Well, I told her mama and papa too
Just exactly what I wanna do
I wanna get married on a night in june
Rock and roll by the light of a silvery moon
I love her, she loves me
Oh, how happy (now) we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree

- guitar solo -

I got a girl named bonie moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
When she rock and rolls with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, just skin and bones
I love her, she loves me
Oh, how happy we can be
I love her, she loves me
Oh, how happy we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
Making love underneath the apple tree
Making love underneath the apple tree

Blue marked words were sung or not, depending on the version.

The following verse always is left out because
Dr feelgood serve this song with a bit of 'tequila':

She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everybody turns when my baby walks by
She's something to see, she really catches the eye