We were facing the villain
The adventure ending soon
But despite all our rolling
It looks like we would loose
And with all of the sorrow
We weren't rolling high
And in spite of our efforts
We just rolled way too low
Way too low

We were lost in our failings
Thinking of what to do
Half the party was fallen
Damaged and down and bruised
But then when I got to do
Couldn't believe my eyes
And the beautiful number was
As high as I could roll
I could roll

I rolled and finaly I was critting
Critting on a
Critting on a boss
Not just the other times of critting
Critting on a
Critting on a boss
If we loose I'll say it wasn't me
I'm the one who hit them critically
And I see nothing wrong with that

We were searching the dungeon
Looking of magic loot
But we quickly found
We'd been made the fools
Now were fighting the sorrow
And an evil guy
But I'll tell you what happened is
It was my turn to roll
I think you know

I rolled and finaly I was critting
Critting on a
Critting on a boss
Not just the other times of critting
Critting on a
Critting on a
I rolled and finaly I was critting
Critting on a
Critting on a boss
Not just the other times of critting
Critting on a
Critting on a boss
If we loose I'll say it wasn't me
I'm the one who hit them critically
And I see nothing wrong with that
Critting on a
Critting on a boss
Nothing wrong with that
Critting on a
Critting on a boss
Nothing wrong with that
Critting on a
Critting on a boss
Critting on a boss