Oh, There's a Tattooed Dentist in Ft. Collins City
His Lies Are Bigger Even Than My Titty.
He Drives His Patients Into a Rage,
When He Claims to Be "New Age."

He Drills and Drills and Then He Drills
But Never Never Does He Thrill
He's Really a Boring Old Little Pill
And He Just Doesn't Have no Skills!

He Smiles So Much His Drool Gets Slobby
But He Just Calls Himself D-bobby.
You Will Really Have to Snore,
When Your D-bobby Is D-bobby4