I admit its true / I still like Motley Crue / Metallica and the Number of the Beast / Cuz Faster Pussycat rocks and so does Judas Priest / I love the spandex that they wear / I saw Dio when he had hair / Well I know metal is dead / But I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air / I know Ozzy Osbourne's old / But I don't care / Gimme hairspray by the ton / Enuff Z'nuff and L.A.Guns / Anthrax, the Scorps, Metal Church, Kix, and Dokken / I've seen Slayer 20 times because no band is more rockin' / Whatever happened to Great White? / Or Whitesnake or White Lion? / I know metal is dead / But I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air / I know Dave Mustaine's kinda lame but I don't care / Gimme glam rock, gimme thrash / Gimme Axl, gimme Slash / I know metal is dead / But I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air / I know Eddie Van Helen is old / I know acid washed ain't in vogue / And Kramer guitars aren't cool