I'm gonna write the unemployment bureau
Down at the White House first thing early in the morning
And what I say in this letter of mine is gonna take 'em without any warning
Well I'm just the kind of guy I know for which they've been a wishin'
I'm ready to go back to work if they'll find me a good job huntin' and fishin'

Oh there won't be any unemployment ever anymore
I've got the plan the government has been a searching for
I got a million men that are rarein' to go in fact they're all a wishin'
That the government will put 'em to work at a good job huntin' and fishin'
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When the unemployment bureau down at the White House get's this letter of mine
They're gonna know that this ole boy has turned out real fine
Well I'm just the kind of guy I know for which they've been a wishin'
I'll do any kind of work at all as long as it's huntin' and fishin'

Oh there won't be any unemployment ever anymore...