Say goodbye to everything you know
Say hello to what a man can know
(Monsterman, monsterman)

This, his one and only dream
It's all obscene, to monsterman
(Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man)
(Huh, man, huh, huh, huh, huh)

The man's a monster
A beast on the run (huh)
He's a virus you can't stop with a gun (huh)
Lewd implant from a mind insane
Now springs from the House of Pain

There is no, zombie in the closet
There is no, thing underneath the bed
There's no alien abduction
The monster's in your head

Say what you want, say what you will
Said and done, the threat is still
(Monsterman, monsterman)

They say, beauty's in the eye
Of the beholder so don't try
To understand him

Everyday is Halloween
It's all obscene, to monsterman
(Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man)
(Huh, huh, huh, huh)