The naughty lady of shady lane
Has hit the town like a bomb
The back fence gossip ain't been good
Since Mabel ran off with Tom.

Our town was peaceful and quiet
Before she came on the scene
The lady has started a riot
Disturbing the suburban routine.

The naughty lady of shady lane
Has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of shady lane
Mi-o-mio what a girl.

You should see how she carries on
With her admirers galore
She must be giving them quite a thrill
The way they flock to her door.

She throws those come hither glances
At every Tom, Dick and Joe
When offered some liquid refreshments
The lady never, never says no.

The naughty lady of shady lane
Has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of shady lane
Mi-o-mio what a girl.

The things they're trying to pin on her
Won't hold much water, I'm sure
Beneath the powder and fancy lace
Beats a heart sweet and pure.

She just needs someone to change her
Then she'll be nice as can be
If you're in the neighborhood stranger
You're welcome to drop in and see.

The naughty lady of shadow lane
So delightful to hug
The naughty lady of shady lane
She's delectable, quite respectable
And she's only nine days old...