Theres been a terrible account of words
This evening is just like any other baby
Except tonight im not so down in the dirt

Im a hopeless romantic with good intentions
But i always fail to false accusation
Its always got me landing firmly on my feet
But ill get you one day honey

Dont make a sound, we cant afford to be heard

If you wana come home to a bed of red roses
Ill cut my arm before the night closes
If you wana come home to another best friend
Ill swallow viagra just to start a trend

Dont make a sound, we cant afford to be heard
Let's crack the bucks fizz baby cos you know were gona party tonight

And this is far too obvious, dangerous attempt
At something just a little bit more than you ever asked for
Im successfully a fuck up and everyone seems to know

Theres been a terrible account of words
This evening is just like any other baby
Except tonight

Dont make a sound, we cant afford to be heard
Let's crack the bucks fizz baby cos you know were gona party tonight