Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed
Said, "Please, don't go"

Grandma, take me home

Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good

Grandma, take me home

Said, "Why don't you stop your crying
Go outside and ride your bike?"
That's what I did
I killed my toe

Grandma, take me home

After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched tv
I woke up in my mother's arms

Grandma, take me home, never take me home
Grandma, take me home
I wanna be alone