There's a Little Man in My Head
And He's Drunk All of the Time
He Sits There On a Bench
Holding a Monkey Wrench
Sometimes He Beats It Up Against My Mind

There's a Little Man in My Head
I Don't Think He Likes It There
I Do Bad Things But It's His Fault
And He Knows He Can't Get Caught
That Little Man He Just Don't Play Fair

There's a Little Man in My Head
And He Must Have Lived in Someone Else's Head Before
'cause I Was Born in '63
And He's Only Been There Since '74

There's a Little Man in My Head
And I Don't Think He Understands Me
We've Got no Common Ground
On Which to Work Around
He Gets So Bored When I Watch Tv

There's a Little Man in My Head
And I Don't Think That He'll Ever Die
When He Takes Crontrol He Really Takes His Toll
It's Enough to Make a Grown Man Cry

There's a Little Man in My Head
And I Wish He'd Find Another Home
There's a Little Man in My Head
And Now I'll Never Be Alone