Somewhere somewhere somewhere
I heard that they're all curvy and that the girls in Jersey are just fine
and that the girls in Philly well now they're really kind of chilly but refined
And I got out of Cleveland cause I couldn't find a single girl who cared
but I'll still find the one for me and she'll know that she's the one for me somewhere
I went to Detroit City and I couldn't find her there in Morder Town
Then I moved down to Chicago where there's wind and women all around
Maybe Kansas City where they wear microminis she'll be there
Come looking for the one for me she'll know that she's the one for me somewhere

Somewhere somewhere somewhere
Vegas had me dizzy cause all the girls are busy but not with me
Now how about that Hollywood where all the girls just sit around and dream
And I still like to travel but it gets much more lonely everywhere
But I'll still find the one for me and she'll know that she's the one for me somewhere
Somewhere somewhere somewhere