I just held hands and it felt so good
A women let me put my hand in her hand

Have you ever held hands I did it felt sweet
It felt so good when I did it with my penis.. I mean my hand
A girl let me do it, don't ask me how it happened
Holding hands can make a nice man feel uh.. the same I guess
You'll never guess where I just came from, I held hands
If I had to describe the feeling they were smooth
Mine were a little sweaty, but hers were kinda warm
I called Father Anthony right after I was finished

Oh hey, why you creeping I don't hold hands and tell
if you really wanna know just give it a smell
"Woah guys, check it out, I think he's telling the truth
Dave I wish I was you!"
High five!

I just held hands and it felt so good
A women let me put my hand in her hand
I just held hands, I couldn't ask for more
I felt spark, heart to heart, girl you're the best
I'm gonna tell the world

To be honest I'm not sure if she was really into it
Instead she tried to touch my face and my leg
I ain't one to argue man, we so held hands
She could be my wife, best 3 hours of my life
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me hold her
"Cool story bro, maybe next time she'll let you pwn her!"
"Don't say that, she was sent from above!"
She let me wear my hat and my favorite glove
This ones dedicated to the girls
That let us flop around on top of their hand
If they're big or small weird looking or long
This song goes out to youuu

She was calling up her parents
Doesn't matter held hands
She might have been asleep
Doesn't matter held hands
She even had a boyfriend
Doesn't matter held hands
She didn't have a hand
Still counts!!… "Wait that does not count mister"

We just held hands and it felt "mehhhh… Awesome!!"
A women let me put my hand in her hand
We just held hands, we couldn't ask for me
We felt sparks, heart to heart, girl you're the best
I'm gonna tell the world.