All those male hags with their tesco bags
Swan around in the concrete arcade
Those sweat swilled streets smell oh so sweet
Pigalle on a tuesday is charming

Like all the tourist we were charmed
Charmed by the obvious we were disarmed
By the europop that seductive slop
Pigalle on a tuesday is charming

He liked burger bars they're always
Empty and full of fun
A lack of shape but with every escape
Pigalle on a tuesday is charming

Where ub40 are exotic and mr gainsbourg
Is erotic
Walls have ears even joan darc is in tears
Pigalle on a tuesday is charming

And those mighty moustaches
Observe the absurd
'cos like me we're all part of the herd
'cos like me we're all part of the herd
Pigalle on a tuesday is charming