- Verse 1 -
I've been a naughty boy
I didn't get a toy
Santa Clause left nothin' underneath my tree
He knows that I've been bad
But bein' good just ain't my fad
So here's the thing to do if your just like me
Everybody, pull the shades, lock the door, like you did before

- Chorus -
And have a naughty naughty Christmas and dirty dirty new year
Naughty Naughty Christmas, feelin' peace and all the good cheer
If you haven't got someone you love, love someone your near
And have a naughty naughty Christmas this year

- Verse 2 -
It's too cold to go out today
We'll take a ride in an open slay
I'll do some kissin' underneith the misteltoe
My babies always been the given kind but when she tells me she's my present and she blows my mind
I can't wait but I'm gonna' unwrap her slow
Oh yeah we're gonna have a ball
And we'd like to wish you all...

- Chorus -
A naught naughty Christmas and a dirty dirty new year
Naughty Naughty Christmas, feelin' peace and all the good cheer
If you haven't got someone you love, love someone your near
And have a naughty naughty Christmas this year

- Verse 3 -
A naught naughty Christmas and a dirty dirty new year
Naughty Naughty Christmas, feelin' peace and all the good cheer
If you haven't got someone you love, love someone your near
And have a naughty naughty Christmas

- repeat -

Have a naughty naughty Christmas X2
This year.