Hey folks, believe in me
Coz I'm a disciple can't you see
Avoid the horrors of the big microwave
The instant dinner for the man in the cave
I'm sure the lord will forgive you your faults
U just give me your gold & follow my call
I'm one hell of a kid
I'm Gods favorite

Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal
He is my master & he taught me to steal
Yeah, me & the lord got this 50/50 split
Coz the old man says I'm one hell of a kid
Yeah, the old man says I'm one hell of a kid
I must be God's favorite
Yeah I'm God's favorite

I'm son of the creator
I make a blind man hear
Now you just open your purse feel the lord's near
Coz he knows your world It's written down in his book
& I'm his clerk & I know what you took
So see u next time at the Jesus-show®
Where blessings are costly & you can't say no

Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal
He is my master & he taught me to steal
Yeah, me & the lord...

Hey folks listen to me
I'm one of God's boys can't you see?
I got the answers and you will seek em
Remember the dollars u saved over this weekend
Sins for free but it costs to confess
So your life lately has it been a mess
Coz we got your record & we know what u did

Coz me & the lord ...

U know me & big G don't give blessings for free
Gimme what u got or come down where it's hot
I can rap with Saint Peter & tell what u did