I ain't no delicacy
Escargot get away from me
And I ain't no household pet
And I'm not a garden pest

I'm just a snail
S-n-a-i-l
I'm just a snail
S-n-a-i-l

Don't touch my eyes I hate that shit
Don't leave out garden pellets
And in return I'll leave you cool slime
You can do with it what you wish

I'm just a snail
S-n-a-i-l
I'm just a snail
S-n-a-i-l
I'm just a snail
S-n-a-i-l
S-n-a-i-l