I'm so fucking sick
I'm the king of the world
I'm a genius of useless stuff

Some people they gotta work
well I just hang around
dreaming up useless stuff

So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag
I feel like a hag please shut me up

Girl would you like to live my life
And I'll be with you tonight
I'll be your useless stuff

Now everybody wants to be our friend
so we act real Zen
and hang around with movie stars

So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag
I feel like a hag kick me in the ass

Girl would you like to live my life
And I'll be with you tonight
I'll be your useless stuff
I'll be your useless stuff
Can I be your useless stuff?