Will you accept a collect call from Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench singing that song, he cannot stop
This is not the first time

He was so cute
Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
You woulda jumped him too
But now the song remains

Why are the burners always toast?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the Zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage and a table-dance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Play the same old lead again and again and again

Sometimes I gotta say "Shutup"
Sometimes I gotta say "So what?"
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta unwind
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes erase and rewind
I gotta throw the trash out

He's playing the 'Stairway to hell'
Yeah, that is him playin' the same old Zeplin song
Again and again and again and again and again

I'm a guitar, a Les Paul single cutaway
Please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode, I'll break all my strings and start playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols or anything Son House or the Blues

Why does he rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage

Oh, go tell it to Jimmy Page
At the crossroads with the deal he made
'Cause that song ain't goin' away
Oh God, the Zeplin song!
No no, the Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh God, the Zeplin song

Shut up!