When you start to have the hiccups
And they just won’t go away
And you really really really wanna stop
Try to hold your breath
So the hiccups cannot stay
If you really really really wanna stop

Hold your breath, hold your breath
If you really really really wanna stop

When you start to have the hiccups
‘Cause you ate your food too fast
And you really really really wanna stop
Just take a drink of water
You can sip it from a glass
If you really really really wanna stop

Take a sip, take a sip
If you really really really wanna stop

When you start to have the hiccups
And you don’t feel very well
And you really really really wanna stop
Just ask a friend to help you
To sneak up on you and yell
If you really really really wanna stop

Go get spooked, go get spooked
If you really really really wanna stop

When you start to have the hiccups
And they won’t leave you alone
And you really really really wanna stop
Just wait a little while
They might leave you on their own
If you really really really wanna stop

Wait it out, wait it out
If you really really really wanna stop