Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday
Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday
It's something I think's worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not, then you're throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones

Oh, it's a funny game
Don't believe that it's all the same
Can't think what I've just said
But there's something upon my head
Millions of eyes can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It's unkind, it's unkind

It's a holiday, such a holiday
You're a holiday, such a holiday
You're a holiday, such a holiday
You're a holiday, such a holiday
You're a holiday, such a holiday

Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday
Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday
Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday
It's something I think's worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not, then you're throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones

Oh, you're a holiday, everyday such a holiday
Now, it's my turn to say and I say you're a holiday
Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday
Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday
Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday