It's one after two, still glued to the tube
And I'm missing you.
One night by the phone, two rings and you're gone
And I' m back here sleeping alone

Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair.
I'm only a number, who cares?
What flood's one after two?
It's one after two, is it afternoon?
I can't ask my room

I' m happy here on my own
Will someone please
Leave me alone?
I reach the doorway

But the milkman's gone
Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair.
I' m only a number, who cares?
What good's one after two?