I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
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I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
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My mother says she wished she'd never had me
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I'm a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
The voices in my head, aah, they'll get me in the end
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I'd really like to mail yu the picture that I drew
It's Kylie's body but the head is you
I've asked you sixty times before I'm asking you again
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My mother says she whished she'd never had me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
At a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
I'm going to find your adress so I can visit you at home
I don't like people but I think I could pretend
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Add me, add me
My mother says she wisher she'd never had me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?