Dead grass needs water
Stocked pond needs a bobber
Tip jar needs a dollar when they're bendin' them six-strings
But there's nothin' Jack Daniels
Ninety proof, can't handle
From a shot glass to a handle
Damn right, it can fix things

Pour some whiskey on it
I'm thinkin' about drinkin'
Wanna know where the party crowders
Throwin' downers, small towners are takin' a sip
For a good time or a bad night or an ex-wife
Pour some whiskey on it

If the break up's been a bummer
You're catchin' tan lines in the summer
Or just tryin' to get her number
Say: Bartender, hit me
And

Pour some whiskey on it
I'm thinkin' about drinkin'
Wanna know where the party crowders
Throwin' downers, small towners are takin' a sip
For a good time or a bad night or an ex-wife
Pour some whiskey on it

It makes it better, don't it?
I got some if you want it
If you want it, come on and
Pour some whiskey on it
Pour some whiskey on it

Pour some whiskey on it
All good vibes, no B-sides
Wanna stay till they shut us downers
Get louder and louder

Pour some whiskey on it
I'm thinkin' about drinkin'
Wanna know where the party crowders
Throwin' downers, small towners are takin' a sip
For a good time or a bad night or an ex-wife
Pour some whiskey on it
Yeah, pour some whiskey on it
Pour some whiskey on it