When in the course of human events
Ladies get offers from high-powered gents
Such as "Hey baby, would you please do this?"
As they're standing there, dangling their units

Well of course walk away, then wait several years
And smile for the cameras and blink back the tears
You can dream of the settlement offer
While describing the anguish you've suffered

Yes it is very unfortunate
That there are men who behave like that
But we have troubles too many to mention
That deserve our concern and attention
And your glimpse of the Governor's Johnson
Is emphatically not among them