Of all the extras, you're my favorite stand in
When no one else is around, there's always you
And I don't care that you're older than my mother
'Cause I don't wanna hang out with those teenage freaks

You're always my second choice
Easily amused, my friend

You're not that nice, but I'm not really bothered
When I feel ugly, I just look at you
I just want somebody I can pester
When I have no better things to do

You're always my second choice
Easily amused, my friend

Of all the extras, you're my favorite stand in
When no one else is around, there's always you
And I don't care that you're older than my mother
'Cause I don't wanna hang out with those teenage freaks

You're always my second choice
Easily amused, my friend