I'm a man
i'm real proud of my manhood
i like to smoke
ten thousand cigaritos
eight ball
i could climb any fountain
i never cry
i only bawl when i'm losing
and i've never been wrong
never been wrong
i'm looking so good
looking so good

got a big gold gun
got a big gold bullet
and i guess you could say
i'm real full of it
i'm real full of it

i'm real straight
you wann see my peccadillos

hot dog 7:30 every morning
and i'm big into war
big into war
big into war

i am a whore
i am a whore

got a big gold gun

i shave with gillette
shave with gillette
and i'm patting my back
patting my back
got a big gold bullet