Nobody loves you like i do, i am as good a sit get
Nobody loves you like I do, I'm just as good as I get
I can chop the wood from ,I'm the best damn fool that you ever met

When it come to living, I can make you sweat
When it come that funky funky loving, sure that I'm gonna make you sweat
I'm trying to cabbage in the caul of me, I'm the best damn fool that you ever met!

Yeah I'm a lovely babe, go ahead and plays your beg
Yeah I'm a lovely babe, go ahead and plays your beg
I can make you all woman yawn, I'm the best damn fool that you ever met

I'm the one and only, I'm the one man that you won't forget
I'm the one and only, (buddy guy lads) I'm the one man that you won't forget
I can make a full doll kiss a pussycat, I'm the best damn fool that you ever met