I don't need you bitch
I can self suck
I don't give a fuck
When I wake up
I don't start the day
Until I get some head
I don't need no one
'Cause I fuck myself instead

I can bounce on my own dick
I don't give a shit
And when I sit on it
I take the whole entire fucking inch
I'll take myself on a date
Then come home super late
Then work my way down south
Then blow my load into my mouth

I know what I want
I don't waste my time
Who needs a fucking date
When I can blow my own mind
I'm gonna remove my ribs
So I can eat my own ass
I exercise my wrist all day
So I can cum super fast

Fuck yourself
Fuck yourself

I'm all balls, no dick
But I still can go to town
Just wait until
I pull my pants down

You can hear me at night
When I scream my own name
If I need to take a piss
I'll put R. Kelly to shame
I'll grab my balls and give them a twist
Squeeze my hairy nipples and give them a flick
Spread my butt like a banana split
Self service is as good as it gets