Washed up on the shoreline getting sand in my face
I took it hard and now I'm spending my days
Drunk lying around in total comfort and sin
And if you believe me I can do it again
Sold out all my friends and then I took it easy
Everybody said they never would believe me
I paid no attention to the very end
Oh, yeah! I think I started a trend
Dead clothes horses running crazy out of the gates
Player haters in the meadow learning how to create
Big belly, well, he said he was a man from L.A.
He seemed okay and so I signed it away