Don't offer your hand to me, I don't want to know your name
You look like you crawled out from under a rock
Go back into your cave
Your skin is yellow and your teeth are brown
Your breath is so bad it can knock me down
Your face is so ugly it can scare a crow
You're the last guy on Earth that I want to know

Chorus:
Woah oh-oh, I can smell your likes every time you get near
Woah oh-oh, can't you get the message? You're not wanted here
Woah oh-oh, I have no interest in what you say
Woah oh-oh, do us all a favor and go away

Hey ugly have you seen your face?
I think you could use a shave
I bet you havn't used any soap in a while
When's the last time that you bathed?
How 'bout your girl, she's looking rather large
How much does she weigh?
Has she been eating all the food while you've been wasting away?

(Repeat Chorus)

Why is it that when you're looking at me, that I can only see one eye?
And when I'm looking at the other one
It's pointed at the sky
Your clothes are dirty you're such a slob
Get off your ass and get a job
You look like you're sleeping on the street
I'm tired of all the trash that I meet

(Repeat Chorus)

Loser...