My teeth feel so clean
They gleam like the sun
They feel like sparkly boney little
Bullets loaded in a gun

My teeth feel so clean
Like rocks inside my bed
They're rubbery little diamonds
That fall right out my head

My teeth feel so clean
I brush 'em till I bleed
I mash them into shiny
Cauliflower seeds

My teeth feel so clean
I stumble on my smile
I dry 'em on your skin
Then I stack 'em in a pile

My teeth feel so clean
They're ready to explode
They're all up for adoption
They'll drive you off the road

My teeth feel so clean
All shoved into my face
Whether I'm angry or in love
You know they're never out of place

My teeth feel so clean
They always win the race
I sit 'em side my kidney stones
They've got a pleasant taste

My teeth feel so clean
The picture of good health
My teeth feel so clean
Makes me wanna kill myself