Grandma, doing her thing
Look at grandma with that diamond ring
Look at grandma, grandma's out of sight
Look at grandma, she's doing alright
Look at grandma wear'n her hotpants
Look at grandma trying to give the young boys a chance
Look at grandma, she's really out of sight
Look at grandma trying to make everything alright

Grandma, grandma what you trying to do?
Grandma, grandma everybody's watching you
She parked a Rolls-Royce and jumped a minibike
It wasn't too long before grandma was almost out of sight
She went to a basement where teenagers hang out
She did the funky chicken and took the whole thing out
Grandma, grandma what you trying to do?
Grandma, grandma everybody's watching you